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Small Demotivational Poster


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am, #226295
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm, #164771
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am, #154690
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm, #137587
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm, #137586
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm, #137585
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm, #137583
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm, #124443
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am, #124338
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am, #124336
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am, #124333
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am, #124332
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am, #124331
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am, #124330
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am, #124282
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm, #123747
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm, #123746
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm, #123744
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm, #123743
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm, #123741
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm, #123740
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm, #123704
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm, #123702
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm, #123694
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm, #123630
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm, #123627
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm, #123621
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am, #123576
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am, #123575
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am, #123532
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am, #123528
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm, #123338
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm, #123162
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am, #123091
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am, #123066
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am, #123064
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am, #123063
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm, #123028
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm, #123021
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm, #122964
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


BECAUSE I'M SMART ENOUGH -




YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf


TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Ruin11thHour

TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am, #189459
You're.


PERSEVERANCE -




MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am, #140138
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am, #140135
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am, #140132
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am, #140129
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am, #140128
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am, #140127
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am, #140126
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am, #140124
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am, #140118
Foiled again! 5.


OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!




VISIONARY -




DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC


TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm, #166139
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm, #145371
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


REGRET -


TAGS: diarrhea mistakes nachos regret small
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:51 am, #194461
An Actual Complement, I'm Flattered, thanks.
Claire - September 17, 2010, 11:53 pm, #194296
Not bad.


ELDERS -


TAGS: stunt grandma small funny car
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:48 pm, #252185
Shouldn't that be: "DRIVING"?
zoomer296 - February 10, 2013, 4:55 pm, #243352
Pretty good picture of a BMW Isetta: http://tinyurl.com/atrx2ym
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 11:47 pm, #242136
It's the last thing you expect. Lol


they gave us blankets -


TAGS: smallpox cancer war
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 10:02 am, #260645
Great! L L L L L
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:21 am, #260638
Lord that truly is reality a 5er


I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sho

AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm, #234802
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


BE A MINIMALIST - It is the least you can do.


TAGS: lazy small do nothing
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by spanko1

BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:40 pm, #229143
ooo! at5m :)


INTUITION -




SHEER LUCK - The small log could have fallen on the truck.




PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!


TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am, #171957
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am, #171955
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am, #102361
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm, #101859
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm, #101856
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for space wok cuisine spacedog
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

frixxxx - June 25, 2010, 10:53 am, #181672
I see a "Cubby in Space" movie in the near future.....Just need to get her out of the space suit and into her school uniform!!!!
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 1:57 am, #181650
LMAO! Them's poodles, not lions!
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 1:51 am, #181648
5 servings of Kegogi.
hootizz - June 24, 2010, 7:30 pm, #181587
Aaaaah, I makee veree spesshel Won-Ton soop fowa yoo....!!
Sparrowgirl - June 22, 2010, 11:49 pm, #181363
Do you receive that patch before or after the mission?
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:05 pm, #181106
What was I supposed to think? I thought it was all ***ual innuendo till it was too late. "Eat your meat" isn't usually literal. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm, #181067
Nice!


SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.




SMALL IN ALL AREAS - What do they say about people with big shoes? They're just overcompensating for there small feet.


TAGS: small foot size shoe big
Rating: 3.85/5

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caveman - September 28, 2011, 8:10 pm, #224607
That's a fair enough reason for a 4L
M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:49 pm, #224599
Not to be a d*ck but 'their' not 'there' 4L's


AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am, #171984
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


The smallest coffins are the heaviest -


TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am, #256007
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm, #256001
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am, #255992
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am, #255991
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am, #255989
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am, #255988
Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am, #255985
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am, #255984
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm, #255982
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm, #255980
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm, #255979
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?


ASPIRATIONS -


TAGS: boys soccer big ref small uniform
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 1:54 pm, #202221
Amsome!
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm, #200987
I thought we were not allowed to do tribute posters anymore... even for chompers.
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:30 pm, #200974
LOL!


SUCCESS -




HISTORY - Small - timers : Must like it the way they have it... Big - timers : Will have it the way they like it...




THE RIGHT NAME... - and use of impressive props are the keys to becoming a legend!




Cutting Costs -


TAGS: health care issues grow smaller
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:21 am, #258803
Tnx.
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:20 am, #258802
Meant to do that...
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 10:18 pm, #258786
GO BACK TO POLITIFAKE! See you there in a bit.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:24 pm, #258773
Once again, choking on coffee! I need to put my cup down before I read your stuff edgeman!


Ever seen chalk outlines that small -


TAGS: six word stories miss child chalk outline small
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - August 7, 2014, 6:53 am, #256095
HAH!(Sho)5L poster and comment
Sho - August 7, 2014, 1:15 am, #256093
never thought they would look so cute though. 5L


IMMUNIZATIONS -


TAGS: vintage smallpox victim before vaccine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:26 pm, #246763
Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians)


Large Package -


TAGS: man woman large small packages
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 1:11 am, #255275
...or was that "larger package"?


Elves -




Ostentatious -


TAGS: fancy car small
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ashson

EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2014, 5:44 pm, #256890
An Allison Liberty engine?


Facts -


TAGS: big small
Rating: 4.67/5

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NO MORE -


TAGS: tunnels anime small print
Rating: 4.64/5

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CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 9:37 pm, #193856
5L - but that's because I love the actor, oh, and it made me giggle abit.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 5:49 pm, #193827
So Say We Al
Zealot - September 14, 2010, 5:46 pm, #193826
OK OK NO MORE ANIME OR TUNNELS


BODYGUARDS -




NOTORIETY -




Subtitles -




SIZE MATTERS -




MENUS -




WELCOME BACK -


TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for motifake
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:09 pm, #146460
Classic....5
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 8:53 am, #88877
Son of b****! ****!
RON - June 21, 2009, 1:27 am, #88695
Mr. Agd..thank you so much. Thanks for taking the time and your talent to make. Totally very thoughtful and nice.Even though on different political thought, find you as friend if met and when drinking to passed out time. not first to notice you a good man


COME ON, JULIE... - "Now you're telling us he was bigger than that? You've never even talked to a guy before, have you?"


TAGS: girls small
Rating: 3.22/5

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GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect




PICCOLO - Italian for small...no wonder he's so pissed


TAGS: piccolo dragon ball small p****
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Agent K

Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 4:12 pm, #109890
Oh d*** man, you took away my one best frined and made him into that. are you happy now?
Warghl - August 3, 2009, 6:51 pm, #104317
my childhood.... She has been ra**d.


HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.




PARKING - He parked on top of the small car.


TAGS: small car
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Vitek



DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America




PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day




Calories -


TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm, #258035
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am, #258004
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!


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