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Small Demotivational Poster


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

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jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


YOUR TALL! DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL? - Your short! Do you play minigolf

TAGS: tallest person in the world smallest person in the world r i p ping ping 2 feet tall 8 foot 1
Rating: 2.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 14, 2010, 9:11 am


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies d*** it all
Rating: 3.44/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a g** fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...d***.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


OVER COMPENSATING - For The Smallest Penis Ever!


DELTA FORCE - Circa 480 BC

TAGS: september challenge military small in numbers big in fight
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hasbunmb - March 21, 2010, 12:37 pm
The elite few... sounds about right...
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 8:43 pm
I knew a Marine recruiter who used to tell kids that Marines are the Spartans of the US Military.


TAGS: diarrhea mistakes nachos regret small
Rating: 4.37/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 19, 2010, 9:51 am
An Actual Complement, I'm Flattered, thanks.
Claire - September 17, 2010, 11:53 pm
Not bad.


TAGS: stunt grandma small funny car
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

demon001 - January 15, 2014, 6:48 pm
Shouldn't that be: "DRIVING"?
zoomer296 - February 10, 2013, 4:55 pm
Pretty good picture of a BMW Isetta: http://tinyurl.com/atrx2ym
thecrotchetyoldcynic - January 1, 2013, 11:47 pm
It's the last thing you expect. Lol

they gave us blankets -

TAGS: smallpox cancer war
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

JesusWept - April 2, 2015, 10:02 am
Great! L L L L L
concern3 - April 2, 2015, 6:21 am
Lord that truly is reality a 5er

I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me

TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Sho

AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.

BE A MINIMALIST - It is the least you can do.

TAGS: lazy small do nothing
Rating: 4.86/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 7:40 pm
ooo! at5m :)


SHEER LUCK - The small log could have fallen on the truck.

PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!

TAGS: president lex luthor superman action comics metropolis smallville dc comics d c
Rating: 1.75/5

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for space wok cuisine spacedog
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

frixxxx - June 25, 2010, 10:53 am
I see a "Cubby in Space" movie in the near future.....Just need to get her out of the space suit and into her school uniform!!!!
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 1:57 am
LMAO! Them's poodles, not lions!
ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 1:51 am
5 servings of Kegogi.
hootizz - June 24, 2010, 7:30 pm
Aaaaah, I makee veree spesshel Won-Ton soop fowa yoo....!!
Sparrowgirl - June 22, 2010, 11:49 pm
Do you receive that patch before or after the mission?
spacedog - June 21, 2010, 8:05 pm
What was I supposed to think? I thought it was all ***ual innuendo till it was too late. "Eat your meat" isn't usually literal. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:08 pm

SAVING GAS - You're doing it wrong.

SMALL IN ALL AREAS - What do they say about people with big shoes? They're just overcompensating for there small feet.

TAGS: small foot size shoe big
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

caveman - September 28, 2011, 8:10 pm
That's a fair enough reason for a 4L
M0rd3kaI - September 28, 2011, 1:49 pm
Not to be a d*ck but 'their' not 'there' 4L's

AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.

TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.

The smallest coffins are the heaviest -

TAGS: miss carla six word stories smallest coffin heaviest
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

MissPriss - August 4, 2014, 2:00 am
Kind of here...longer than a 6 word story ...hope to be back soon.
EmilioDumphque - August 3, 2014, 3:59 pm
Then who the hell could that be? Not Sybie, and probably not Georgie. Ah, maybe Edith's bastard, being raised by the farmer. It's practically a newborn. But Georgie dying would throw the inheritance into doubt again.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 10:35 am
I try...
GaryO - August 3, 2014, 9:59 am
Meant the ‘Miss Carla’ ref. Nice try at evasive ambiguity, though.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 8:19 am
Huh, hope that's not the case. Last poster I made was over 3 months ago. Things get in the way of the internet. Regulars always tend to return.
Silverheart - August 3, 2014, 8:03 am
Why is Carla tagged? Is she really gone for good?
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:33 am
It is a story consisting of 6 words. Hence, 6-word-stories. There are more.
Rick69 - August 3, 2014, 5:32 am
Good eye, it is a screen-grab from that very show... I think. I've never seen the show but the site where I got the picture confirms your thought.
Greybeard - August 2, 2014, 10:57 pm
6 tiny words that say so much. Powerfully sad.
EmilioDumphque - August 2, 2014, 10:34 pm
Looks like Thomas Barrow! Is this a spoiler for the next season of Downton Abbey?
GaryO - August 2, 2014, 9:41 pm
I must ask, what’s with the tag ref, sir Rick?


TAGS: boys soccer big ref small uniform
Rating: 4.9/5

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Faceplant31 - November 10, 2010, 1:54 pm
agdaniele - November 3, 2010, 10:03 pm
I thought we were not allowed to do tribute posters anymore... even for chompers.
crankyhead - November 3, 2010, 9:30 pm


HISTORY - Small - timers : Must like it the way they have it... Big - timers : Will have it the way they like it...

THE RIGHT NAME... - and use of impressive props are the keys to becoming a legend!

Cutting Costs -

TAGS: health care issues grow smaller
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:21 am
Thedge - December 12, 2014, 10:20 am
Meant to do that...
Cannabal - December 11, 2014, 10:18 pm
GO BACK TO POLITIFAKE! See you there in a bit.
mizzdizz - December 11, 2014, 5:24 pm
Once again, choking on coffee! I need to put my cup down before I read your stuff edgeman!

Ever seen chalk outlines that small -

TAGS: six word stories miss child chalk outline small
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

GaryO - August 7, 2014, 6:53 am
HAH!(Sho)5L poster and comment
Sho - August 7, 2014, 1:15 am
never thought they would look so cute though. 5L


TAGS: vintage smallpox victim before vaccine
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 5:26 pm
Apparently, he didn't have B or AB type blood. (nor did the pre-columbians)

Large Package -

TAGS: man woman large small packages
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - June 12, 2014, 1:11 am
...or was that "larger package"?

Elves -

Ostentatious -

TAGS: fancy car small
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - October 3, 2014, 5:44 pm
An Allison Liberty engine?

Facts -

TAGS: big small
Rating: 4.67/5

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TAGS: tunnels anime small print
Rating: 4.64/5

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CleverUserName - September 14, 2010, 9:37 pm
5L - but that's because I love the actor, oh, and it made me giggle abit.
AdmiralAckbar - September 14, 2010, 5:49 pm
So Say We Al
Zealot - September 14, 2010, 5:46 pm



Subtitles -




TAGS: one small step for man one giant leap for motifake
Rating: 3.66/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

TheSarge - December 17, 2009, 10:09 pm
LogicDude - June 22, 2009, 8:53 am
Son of b****! ****!
RON - June 21, 2009, 1:27 am
Mr. Agd..thank you so much. Thanks for taking the time and your talent to make. Totally very thoughtful and nice.Even though on different political thought, find you as friend if met and when drinking to passed out time. not first to notice you a good man

COME ON, JULIE... - "Now you're telling us he was bigger than that? You've never even talked to a guy before, have you?"

TAGS: girls small
Rating: 3.22/5

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GRASS KNUCKLES - Because spell check is imperfect

PICCOLO - Italian for small...no wonder he's so pissed

TAGS: piccolo dragon ball small p****
Rating: 2.5/5

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Woodywood03a - August 19, 2009, 4:12 pm
Oh d*** man, you took away my one best frined and made him into that. are you happy now?
Warghl - August 3, 2009, 6:51 pm
my childhood.... She has been ra**d.

HANDGUNS - .38s really aren't wimp loads unless you actually shoot a wimp.

PARKING - He parked on top of the small car.

TAGS: small car
Rating: 2.25/5

More motifakes by Vitek

DAIRY QUEEN - The unofficial fast food restaurant of small-town America

PORTION CONTROL - The typical Eritrean diet is approx. this many calories per day

Calories -

TAGS: calories clothes smaller creatures closet
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 17, 2014, 10:02 pm
Zippering isn't the problem. It's getting the **** to stay in the d*** pants!
mizzdizz - November 17, 2014, 4:05 am
Priss, did you ever lie on your back and use vice grips to zip up your Dittos (feel the fit)? LOL! Better than a corset!

If i were you -

TAGS: small girlfriend thought holiday vacation
Rating: 5/5
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:47 pm